(link) Thanks, Jon.

Six Replies to TACO TOWN!!

Erik Bates | October 22, 2006
Well, I couldn't hear it (computer issues), but it looks pretty damn funny.

Erik Bates | October 22, 2006
Ok, now that I got sound, it's even funnier.

Lori Lancaster | October 23, 2006
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Jackie Mason | October 24, 2006
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Kerry Odell | October 24, 2006
HA! Brings new meaning to "Montezuma's Revenge!!"

Matthew Preston | October 26, 2006
Jackie, I know what I'm cooking up this weekend! All except the blueberry pancacke, that's just disgusting.

Logical Operator

The creator of Funeratic, Scott Hardie, blogs about running this site, losing weight, and other passions including his wife Kelly, his friends, movies, gaming, and Florida. Read more »


Another of Fareed Zakaria's perfectly lucid articles today, suggesting the only way out of Iraq: (link) Go »

A Fib

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Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Facial Reconstructive Surgery

When Roger Ebert took ill last fall, I thought it would pass in a week like his previous cancer scares, and he'd barely mention it. Then he didn't come back to work for months, and I thought he'd announce his retirement, because it's really hard to go back to doing something full-time when you've rested too long, even if you love it like he does. Then he announced that he'd be present at his annual film festival this month, and I thought the recovery was done and he was about to return. Go »

Mystery Gift

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The Devil and David Hasselhoff

Thanks, JP. Go »