Worst. Playground Toys. Ever.
by Steve West on September 14, 2007

"Mommy! Mommy! Can I crawl up the elephant's butt? Pleeeeeeaase." You wonder what they were thinking when they designed this playground stuff. That sign really bugs me.
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