Justice
These goos are from the Justice category, people famous for their work at various levels of the criminal justice system and law in general. Browse another way.
Alan Dershowitz
He has defended clients as famous as Mike Tyson, O.J. Simpson, Claus von Bülow, and... Saddam Hussein? Go »
Alberto Gonzales
Don't torture yourself trying to recognize this controversial candidate. Go »
Alina Habba
If all Trump's attorneys were this incompetent, he'll serve three lifetimes (or more) in prison. Go »
Alvin Bragg
Regardless of the case's outcome, the first prosecutor ever to indict a U.S. president has professional bragging rights for the rest of his career. Go »
Angela Corey
This state attorney might finally bring legal resolution to the death of Trayvon Martin. Go »
Antonin Scalia
He's the first Italian-American justice on the highest court, but he's not the first to be known for his anger and scathing arguments. Go »
Billy Woods
In the heart of Florida, a sheriff has gone beyond refusing to enforce an ordinance requiring masks; he has banned masks from the premises of his entire department. Go »
Brian Sicknick
He's the latest person to lie in honor at the U.S. Capitol, which also happened to be his workplace. Go »
Charles Moose
Rhymes with noose, as in what you'd use to catch a duck. Go »
Clarence Thomas
Once in trouble for talking about sex, he's now mostly silent. Go »
Curtis Sliwa
Steamy e-mails and divorces are not exactly angelic. Go »
Darren Wilson
Six shots ended this Missourian's career three years after he joined the Ferguson police department. Go »
David Boies
This lawyer took down Microsoft, legalized gay marriage in California, and almost made Al Gore president, but he never practiced law in the hood. Go »
Duane "Dog" Chapman
Who let this goo out? His bail bondsman, after he was arrested in Hawaii for a "kidnapping" in Mexico. Go »
Earl Warren
Despite exhaustive research, his group's conclusion remains subject to exhaustive scrutiny and doubt. Go »
Eliot Ness
During the Prohibition, this top cop in Chicago couldn't be touched. Go »
Eric Ellison
He told a teen about a deadly crash before the young man got to collect an important document prior to leaving for college. Go »
Eric Holder
holds firm on the law Go »
Eugene Goodman
When the Senate decided to give him their highest award, he was already there to accept. Go »
Frank Wills
This night watchman didn't continue in his job for long after the shift that changed everything in 1972. Go »
George Graham Vest
This man proved, beyond a reasonable doubt, that a special bond exists between certain players and their pets. Go »
George Sutherland
It takes a weird legal mind to deny citizenship because someone is Caucasian, but not white. Go »
Gloria Allred
From Nicole Brown to Sharon Bialek, women have been well-represented, and well-publicized, by this attorney. Go »
J. Edgar Hoover
There wouldn't have been such controversy over his fondness for women's undergarments if he hadn't made a career out of prying into Americans' privacy. Go »
J. Edgar Hoover
The first director of the FBI, played on screen by Leonardo DiCaprio, was much more conflicted about his personal life than the ethics of his job. Go »
J. Edgar Hoover
This rumored cross-dresser practically single-handedly created the modern FBI. Go »
Jack Smith
This veteran prosecutor with an everyman name and Ironman hobby has the difficult job of projecting neutrality while charging a former president and current candidate with crimes more political than one of his wife's documentaries. Go »
James Brady
I may have to run a criminal background check before I approve your guess, but at least you don't have the five-day waiting period any more. Go »
James Comey
This grandstanding lawman's last-minute intervention might have swung the presidential campaign, but the winner fired him anyway, in the biggest scandal so far this year. Go »
Janet Reno
The ugliest general anything in Nevada. Go »
Jeff Sessions
His session as the nation's top lawman may be coming to a close. Go »
Jim Garrison
This district attorney came closer than anyone to proving CIA involvement in the death of a president. Go »
Joan Lefkow
who knew federal judges were so insecure Go »
Joe Arpaio
He may be associated with pink undergarments, but Amnesty International and the ACLU agree with him that he's America's toughest sheriff. Go »
John G. Roberts
He might not be the most famous judge in the country, but he is the most Supreme. Go »
John Jay
cob jingleheimer schmidt? Go »
John Morgan
This Orlando-based attorney might be upside-down on his investment in a local attraction today, but he first got into personal injury law after his brother suffered a life-changing injury while life-guarding at Disney World. Go »
John Roberts
He is America's 17th most supreme Supreme. Go »
John Rutledge
The Associate resigned, having heard no cases. The Chief attempted suicide, having heard two cases. Go »
Ketanji Brown Jackson
The lovely one on the Supreme Court defends the public in different ways now. Go »
Kiki Camarena
This DEA agent was less than a month from his transfer stateside when his murder sparked a row between Reagan and de la Madrid and forced the closing of the border. Go »
Lance Ito
This goo danced to fame presiding over the trial of the century, or at least the trial of 1995. Go »
Lois Jenson
This plaintiff mined controversy with an unprecedented class-action lawsuit. Go »
Loretta Lynch
This North Carolinian is now the nation's top prosecutor. Go »
Marcia Clark
Without a doubt, this prosecutor failed to win her most famous case in 1995 against a former football player and movie star. Go »
Marilyn Milian
This Floridian judge has served the people even longer than Wapner. Go »
Melvin Purvis
Leading the manhunt for Baby Face - check, Pretty Boy - check, The Jackrabbit - check. No wonder Hoover is so jealous. Go »
Monique Pressley
If you're a successful black entertainer accused of doing horrible things to women, you should hire a successful black woman like this to defend you. Go »
Nancy Grace
Controversy has fueled this objectionable prosecutor's transition to courtroom television. Go »
Neil Gorsuch
He's no Merrick Garland, but based on a recent ruling, he might be no Antonin Scalia either. Go »
Nguyễn Ngọc Loan
prefers executions to arrests Go »
Nikolai Yezhov
He's not there. Double plus ungood. Go »
Norma McCorvey
Her landmark lawsuit granted abortion rights nationwide, but she came to be a pro-life activist who considered it her biggest mistake. Go »
Ron Stallworth
He was the first African-American member of a group that opposed his very existence, not that they knew his identity at the time. Go »
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
This self-described moderate is considered one of the most famous liberal justices in the nation. Go »
Ruth Bader Ginsburg
This Clinton nominee reigns supreme as the most "notorious" justice in the highest court. Go »
Sandra Day O'Connor
In 1981, the day finally came for a woman to sit on the Supreme Court. Go »
Seth Bullock
Lawman and hardware store owner, this Canuck was a favorite of Roosevelt. Go »
Shadow Hare
The streets of Cincinnati are safe with this bunny on the prowl. Go »
Sonia Sotomayor
The Supreme Court's first Latina justice has been an outspoken protector of defendants' civil rights. Go »
Steven Donziger
Representing the Ecuadorian people against Big Oil can get you jailed in New York City. Go »
Ty Cobb
He was an odd choice for a pinch hitter on the legal team for a year, given that he didn't vote for his boss, but he scored a (white) home run anyway. Go »
Vincent Bustamante
This federal agent wound up on the wrong side of the law, on the wrong side of the border, and on the wrong side of an execution. Go »
Wayne Wheeler
A century ago, America had gotten a little too free-wheeling drunk for some people, like this saloon-hater who led the fight to prohibit alcohol by law. Go »
