Christmas Post #6: Beer Foam = Food
by Steve West on November 12, 2007

I showed this product to my wife and said, "If it only had a urinal, I would never leave the rec room."
"But what would you eat?", she asked.
I responded with the title of this post.
All I want for Christmas is "Final Fantasy LXVIII" and a 40.
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